(While perusing cheese, I am approached by a woman selling store credit cards. My husband has accused me of being too nice in these situations…)
Woman: “Hello! Can I interest you in a [Store] credit card?”
Me: “No, thank you.”
Woman: “But you are shopping here; you could receive so many extra store points with a store credit card!”
Me: “I guess, but I am really not interested in another credit card.”
Woman: “We can talk about it while you shop! I can even get you started on an application! It’s very easy!”
Me: “No, really. I’m not interested, thanks.”
Woman: “All I need is your name and address, and we can get that going for you.”
Me: “I’m really not comfortable with this. I’m not interested.”
Woman: “But you shop here! You should get a card!”
Me: *thinking how I could shake this woman* “Well, I’m actually here to get a prescription, so I don’t have any time to look at this. Maybe I could look at a pamphlet—”
Woman: “Oh, no, we don’t have pamphlets. But if you give me your name and mailing address I can get you signed up and you’ll receive additional information in the mail!”
Me: “No, I don’t want that. And I have to go now. My prescription—”
Woman: “Are you picking it up here in the store? I can walk with you and we can get this application going!”
Me: “NO. No. Thank you, but no. I’m not—”
Woman: “You really should get the credit card; you can use it in the pharmacy as well!”
Me: “NO, THANK YOU. I HAVE TO GO NOW!”
(I used my very long legs to zoom away from her. It wasn’t until after I had picked up my prescription that I realized I had walked away with goat cheese… I was too afraid of encountering the saleswoman again, so I bought the cheese and went home!)