Worming Their Way Into Your Bad Books
(I’m buying superworms for my salamanders. The pet store has a large display of ferrets near the front.)
Me: *to store employee* “Excuse me, could I feed a worm to the ferrets?”
Employee: “I… Let me check with my manager.”
Me: *to Manager* “I’d like to feed the ferrets one of these worms.”
Manager: “Uh, no. Ferrets don’t eat worms!”
Me: *to my friend* “What does she think wild ferrets eat, ferret food?!”
(I looked it up. Ferrets can eat, and most of them love, superworms.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
