When Super-Sized Burgers Meet Bite-Sized Brains
(At the fast food restaurant where I work, we’ve just introduced a burger that is very large. Three customers come into the store…)
Customer #1: “Can I get that new burger?”
Me: “Sure, would you like anything else?”
Customer #2: “Oh, my God! You’re getting the new burger?!”
Customer #1: “Yeah!”
Customer #2: *to me* “Hey, would that burger fit in my mouth?” *opens his mouth wide*
Me: “No, sir. I seriously believe it won’t.”
Customer #2: “What about now?” *opens bigger*
Me: “No, sir.”
Customer #2: “NOW?” *opens it as large as he possibly can*
Me: “No.”
Customer #3: “I apologise for his small mouth.” *hits the second customer on the head*
Me: “That’s okay.”
Customer #3: “So, would it fit in mine?” *opens mouth*
Me: “No, it won’t, sir…”
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