When Do I Get Off? For You? Never.
I’m a female in my mid-twenties working in retail, which means that, very often, sometimes more than once per day, an old and creepy male customer will ask me:
Customer: “So, what time do you get off? Can I get you a coffee?”
I always try to let them down politely.
Me: “Uh, I finish quite late, but I’m okay. Thank you, though.”
Of course, hinteth never getteth:
Customer: “Oh, I don’t mind waiting. You look like you’re worth the wait.” *Stares creepily*
So now, I just jokingly say:
Me: “Oh, actually, I live here. I never get off shift.”
This usually does the trick (i.e., I am never having a coffee with you), but for those who seriously do not get it and press further…
Customer: “Oh, come on now. I’m being serious.”
Me: *Also being serious, suddenly lowering my voice* “No… seriously… My boss is doing me a favor. Rent is insane. I sleep in the back. Please don’t tell anyone!”
Customer: “Are… are you joking?”
Then, I suddenly perk back up and make my “customer service smile” even more sinister than usual.
Me: “What? Joking about what?! Haha, no jokes allowed here! We’d get in trouble, haha! Would you like your receipt?!” *Eyes widen*
Crazy usually scares the last of them off.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?