What Does The Foxxx Say?

Coworker: “Have you heard our hold music? It’s a parody of ‘What Does the Fox Say.'”

Manager: “What’s that? What’s ‘What Does The Fox Say?'”

Coworker: “You really don’t know?”

Manager: “I don’t have cable.”

Coworker: “It’s not a cable thing. It’s an internet thing. You do have internet, right?”

Manager: “Yeah, but I don’t go on your kinds of sites. I only go on adult sites.”

(A few seconds pass.)

Manager: *panic-stricken* “Not like THAT! Not those kinds of sites!”