We’re Pretty Sure Having The Context Won’t Make It Any Better

I am working with a coworker, and we both overhear a customer talking loudly on his phone as he walks in.

Customer: “Well, how many nipples are we talking about, here?”

My coworker and I both stare at each other, raising an eyebrow but otherwise trying not to let the mental imagery take over.

The customer is at the counter a few minutes later with some small circular band-aids.

Customer: “How many of these are in a box?”

Me: “Those hold twenty, sir.”

Customer: “Oh, d***, I’m going to need more. A lot more!”

He grabs five boxes, pays, and runs out. 

Coworker: *Looking at me* “What just happened?”