Well, That Story Took A Swing!

I manage a cell phone store. A college student comes in with her phone.

Customer: *Complaining* “It’s stopped working!”

Sure enough, it won’t power up.

Me: “What did the phone do when it quit working?”

Customer: “Well, it was in the side pocket of my backpack, and I was in a stall in the ladies’ room at the college. I swung my backpack over my shoulder, and the phone flipped out and landed in the toilet.” 

I immediately bagged that sucker up and scrubbed my hands for about ten minutes.