Well, That Sale Bubbled Over

We are having a special where you can get five products for $25.

Customer: “I would like a case of your bubble bath.”

Me: “You know a case is twenty-five bottles, correct?”

Customer: “Yes, ma’am, but I do need a whole case.”

Me: “Wow! You are really taking advantage of the five-for-$25 deal!”

Customer: “Nah, I just have a really big girlfriend and it takes a lot of bubbles.”

Me: “…”