We Can Assume That Salad Was Adequately Tossed
(Two women are eating salads at my bar. One woman finishes eating way faster than the other.)
Me: “Wow, someone was hungry.”
Woman #1: “Yeah, I hadn’t eaten today and I was famished.”
Woman #2: “Wow, you did eat fast. You really ran on a train on that salad.”
Me: “I… um… don’t think you’re using that phrase right.”
Woman #1: “She definitely isn’t. Don’t tell her; I’ll show her later.”
Me: “Um… okay?”
(They pay a little while later and, as they leave…)
Woman #1: “All right, off to show her what it means to run a train on someone!”
Me: “Have… fun?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?