Until Undeath Do Us Part, Part 55
(My wife and I are driving home one day when my wife asks me the zombie question.)
Wife: “What would you do if I got bitten by a zombie?
Me: “Gunshot to the head.”
Wife: *sad voice and puppy dog eyes* “You wouldn’t even miss me?”
Me: “God, I hope not. Double tap.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?