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Until Undeath Do Us Part, Part 55

| Romantic | December 17, 2015

(My wife and I are driving home one day when my wife asks me the zombie question.)

Wife: “What would you do if I got bitten by a zombie?

Me: “Gunshot to the head.”

Wife: *sad voice and puppy dog eyes* “You wouldn’t even miss me?”

Me: “God, I hope not. Double tap.”