Married To Guys With Big Dreams

| Romantic | December 16, 2015

(My mum and I are talking about the previous night. My fiancé at the time is staying over for the holidays.)

Me: “Apparently I was dreaming about something, because I then elbowed [Fiancé] in the neck and woke him up, and then told him to stop cheating on me with the goldfish.”

Mum: “I must have put something in the food last night! Your dad shook me awake and demanded to know what the stuff was at the bottom of a slide. I was so confused I told him gravel and he went straight back to sleep. I was awake for ages after that. Then he started on about the bread in the middle of the road. I got up at that point,. It was easier to share the sofa with both cats then your dad.”

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