Unlisted But Booked
Me: “Thanks for calling. How can I help you?”
Caller: “Could you make my phone number unlisted?”
Me: “Well, sir, I’ve got good news. Cellphone numbers aren’t listed in the phone book.”
Caller: “No, I mean make it so that if someone calls you guys and gives you my number, you won’t give them any information.”
Me: “Oh, well, in that case, you should know that we value our customers’ privacy. We would never give out any of your personal information to anyone who calls us.”
Caller: “Even if it’s the cops?”
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