Un-bare-ably Competitive
(It’s the end of the day at the grocery deli. Most of the other customers have left. I am just about to start closing up when a last customer walks up. He is wearing oversized glasses and mismatched clothing, as if he hasn’t done his laundry in a while.)
Customer: “Hey, you closing up?”
Me: “I’ve got enough time for ya! What do you need?”
(He orders and I begin preparing it.)
Customer: “So, how is that job?”
Me: “Nothing really to complain about, other than the occasional weird customer—”
Customer: “You know, I’m pretty weird! You want to see how weird I am?”
Me: “No, sir, that’s all right, I was just—”
(The customer proceeds to pull down his pants right in the middle of the store and does a little victory pose. I’m so dumbfounded I almost cut myself on the slicer.)
Customer: *pulling his pants up* “I bet you haven’t met anyone weirder than that yet, have ya?!”
Me: “No, sir, I most definitely have not.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?