Two-Thousand And One Reasons To Drive

My mom has a friend who is originally from Iran. This occurred a few months after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks in New York.

Friend: “I’m thinking about visiting my son in California, but I don’t know if I should drive or fly.”

Mom: “With increased airport security, you’ll probably want to drive.”

Friend: “Yeah, the lines are probably really long.”

Mom: “Yeah… the lines.”