Two Buns In The Oven

| Romantic | September 20, 2013

(I am warming up leftovers with my girlfriend while we prepare to watch a movie. As I am getting a drink, she pulls out an oven mitt and looks at me.)

Girlfriend: “Hey. I have an oven mitt. Do you know what it’s used for?”

Me: “No. What are you doing with that?”

(She then touches my butt.)

Girlfriend: “I use it to handle hot stuff. Ssssssss.”

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