Blind To Blinds

| Romantic | September 21, 2013

(I’m in my college dorm room with my roommate.).

Me: “Hey, can you open the blinds? It’s dark in here.”

Roommate: “Sure.”

Me: “Why were they closed anyway? We never close the blinds.”

Roommate: “[Boyfriend] and I closed them.”

Me: “Why would you do that?”

Roommate: “…because we didn’t want anyone to see in.”

Me: “Why not? ”

Roommate: “Because we wanted privacy.”

Me:Why?

Roommate: “BECAUSE WE WERE NAKED!”

Me: “Why were you—oh. I’m a dumb-a**.”

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