Blind To Blinds
College & University | Romantic
| September 21, 2013
(I’m in my college dorm room with my roommate.).
Me: “Hey, can you open the blinds? It’s dark in here.”
Roommate: “Sure.”
Me: “Why were they closed anyway? We never close the blinds.”
Roommate: “[Boyfriend] and I closed them.”
Me: “Why would you do that?”
Roommate: “…because we didn’t want anyone to see in.”
Me: “Why not? ”
Roommate: “Because we wanted privacy.”
Me: “Why?”
Roommate: “BECAUSE WE WERE NAKED!”
Me: “Why were you—oh. I’m a dumb-a**.”
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