Touch My A** And I’ll Sue Yours Into Oblivion
I once worked in an office where I built apps for large businesses. My boss was a frat boy and never seemed to have grown out of it, and a few of our clients were in his fraternity. As you might imagine, this led to a lot of bad behavior.
One client was the absolute worst — just a complete sexist pig — but I would suck it up because I was young and well-paid, so I didn’t want to mess things up. One day, that all changed.
Client: “Hey, [My Name], how’s it going?”
Me: “Fine.”
Client: “The app is looking great! I’d love to take you out sometime to thank you.”
Me: “That’s not necessary. Thanks, though.”
Client: “Come onnn! It’s just dinner! Plus, if you keep up the good work, I may have to steal you and hire you on for in-house work.”
Me: “Really, no, thank you. And I’m not looking to leave [Company] right now.”
I realized then I was thirsty, so I got up with my water bottle to go refill it. I brushed past the client, but one of his hands cupped my butt cheek. I immediately whipped around and punched him in the nose.
Client: “Ow! What the—”
Me: “You touched my a**, right in front of my coworkers and a camera! You’d better be ready to hear from my lawyer.
I didn’t have a lawyer yet, but I knew I would. Just then, my boss came out.
Boss: “[My Name], come here.”
I stormed into his office, naively hoping he would side with me.
Boss: “Why did you just punch [Client]?”
Me: “Because he grabbed my a**!”
Boss: “That’s not a good enough reason. He’s reported you have an attitude with him any time you two talk. Because of these repeated issues, I’m going to have to fire you immediately.”
Me: “You can’t be serious.”
Boss: “Look, you’re a beautiful woman. I would have grabbed your butt, too, if it were that close to me.”
Me: “You would what?!”
And that’s how I ended up suing both my ex-employer and the client, winning enough money from the settlements that I won’t owe a dime while I go to law school so I can help more women in my situation.
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