They’re A Fungus Among Us
(I’m a cashier at a grocery store and a customer comes in to return an item.)
Me: “Yes, ma’am how can I help you today?”
Customer: “Yes, I need to return these mushrooms.”
Me: “Okay, ma’am, was there something wrong with them?”
Customer: “Yes, they’re a fungus!”
Me: “Oh, they have something growing on them?”
Customer: “No! They are a fungus. I’m not eating any fungus!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
