They Spent Five Months Breathless By The Phone Awaiting Your Call

I get a phone call from a number I don’t immediately recognize.

Client: “I would like to order six hundred.”

Me: “Six hundred what? Who is this?”

Client: “Six hundred of those information things that fold.”

Me: “I’m still very confused. Who are… Oh! You’re [Client]! Are you talking about the brochures we mocked up for you five months ago?”

Client: “Of course! Who else would be calling you about my folding information things?! I need six hundred.”

Me: “Sir, the mockup was very rough. Do you have any edits you need made before these go to print? I don’t think all the information provided was 100% accurate.”

Client: “PRINT THEM.”

We’ll print them, but I bet it won’t take five months for him to call back and complain.