They Need To Deposit Some Vital Information Into Their Brain

(I’m a teller at a bank where we need to fill a slip to do most transactions, like deposits and withdrawals. Some customers come up to the window with their slips filled up, but not always. This happens several times throughout the day when customers come up with no slip.)

Customer: “I’ll like to make a deposit.”

Me: *pulls out deposit slip* “Okay, I just need your name and how much you’re depositing.”

Customer: *looks at slip* “I don’t have that information.”

Me: “You don’t know your name?”