These Customers Are A Triple Threat

Me: “Hi! Grande triple one-pump mocha?”

Customer: “What? Triple?”

Me: “Oh, you didn’t have a one-pump mocha with an extra shot?”

Customer: “I did have a mocha with one pump, but triple?”

Me: “Okay, so no extra shot. Give me just a sec and I’ll remake this for you.”

The customer has a dejected look.

Me: “All right, here’s that one-pump mocha!”

Customer: “Oh, well, I did ask for an extra shot.”