Their Brain Is Clearly Fried

(I work for a fast food restaurant inside of a food court in a mall. Because of this, we have a slightly smaller menu, with basically no breakfast, compared to our stand-alone stores.)

Customer: “Do you guys have fries?”

Me: “Yes, we have them in a small, medium, or large.”

Customer: “But I can’t find it on the menu.”

(I show him on the overhead menu where it says fries in two places. In each spot, the fries accompany either a meal or drink.)

Customer: “But it only shows the fries with a meal or drink. I just want them by themselves.”

Me: “Yes, sir, you can get the fries by themselves in either a small, medium, or large.”

Customer: “I don’t see fries on the menu, though. I guess you don’t have them.”

(He walked away.)