The Needs For Biscuits Usually Follows After The Bong
(I walk down to the corner store to pick up a few things. While I am browsing, a young woman enters the store.)
Customer: *to cashier* “Do you have biscuits? Like, dough-in-a-can type biscuits?”
Cashier: “No, we don’t, sorry.”
(The woman pauses to look at the glass case at the front counter containing various smoking paraphernalia.)
Customer: “You do have bongs, though… but I need biscuits!”
(She then exited the store.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
