The Magical Kingdom Isn’t The Free Magical Kingdom

, , , , , | Right | October 4, 2018

Me: “Hi, welcome to Disneyland! How may I help you?”

Guest: “Hi! I’d like to go to California Adventure.”

Me: “Okay. Is it just yourself?”

Guest: “Yes, just me.”

Me: “So, one for California Adventure for one adult will be $119.”

Guest: “Oh… I don’t have any money.”

Me: “What?”

Guest: “I don’t have any money; I just want to go in.”

Me: “Well, you need a ticket to get in.”

Guest: “Oh… the lady at the front said that I need a ticket.”

Me: “Because you do.”

Guest: “Well, how do you suggest I get in?”

Me: “Buy a ticket?”

Guest: “But I have no money.”

Me: “Then how did you expect to get in?”

Guest: “I thought maybe you would just hook it up.”

Me: “Ha! Are you serious?”

Guest: “Yes, I’m serious.”

Me: “Well, buying a ticket is the only way to get in.”

Guest: “Oh… Okay.” *reads name tag*

Me: “Yes?”

Guest: “That’s a beautiful name. I like it.”

Me: “Thanks… Me, too.”

(Awkward silence.)

Guest: “Okay, bye.”

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