The Ignorance Of Men(orah)
(It is the first day of Hanukkah, which fell a little before Christmas. I am planning a Hannukah get-together that afternoon and I go a little overboard and decorate the house. From my front door, a giant, glittery menorah and a giant sign that reads “dreidel, dreidel, dreidel” are clearly visible and Hannukah music is playing. I’m also wearing a goofy headband with bouncing blue dreidel antennae. The doorbell rings. Expecting a guest, I answer; it is a package delivery service.)
Me: *signing for the package* “Thank you so much. Happy Holidays!”
Delivery Worker: “You’re welcome. Have a very Merry Christmas.”
Me: “I appreciate the sentiment, but I actually don’t celebrate.”
Delivery Worker: “Well, how was I supposed to know that?!”
Me: *dreidel headband bounces silently*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
