The Ignorance Of Men(orah)

, , , , | Working | December 26, 2017

(It is the first day of Hanukkah, which fell a little before Christmas. I am planning a Hannukah get-together that afternoon and I go a little overboard and decorate the house. From my front door, a giant, glittery menorah and a giant sign that reads “dreidel, dreidel, dreidel” are clearly visible and Hannukah music is playing. I’m also wearing a goofy headband with bouncing blue dreidel antennae. The doorbell rings. Expecting a guest, I answer; it is a package delivery service.)

Me: *signing for the package* “Thank you so much. Happy Holidays!”

Delivery Worker: “You’re welcome. Have a very Merry Christmas.”

Me: “I appreciate the sentiment, but I actually don’t celebrate.”

Delivery Worker: “Well, how was I supposed to know that?!”

Me: *dreidel headband bounces silently*

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