The Couple That Slays Together, Stays Together, Part 10
(I am speaking with my long-distance boyfriend via webcam about my ‘people-I-want-dead’ list.)
Me: “There are only two people on it.”
Boyfriend: “You’re missing one.”
Me: “Who?”
Boyfriend: “Me.” *singing* “The more you love someone, the more you want to kill them!”
Me: “You’re right, I want to kill you out of love. Know what we should do? Have a battle to the death! To find out which one of us loves the other more!”
Boyfriend: “How does that work?”
Me: “Easy. The one who kills the other is the one that loves the other the most. For example: if you kill me, that means you love me more than I love you!”
Boyfriend: “But then I would be sad!”
Me: “Yeah, love only brings heartache.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?