Tell Us You’ve Never Met A College Student Without Saying It

Client: “The draft looks great. However, since we are marketing this website to college-age students, it is important that the background changes all the time — at least once a week so that they don’t get bored. College students love the Internet, y’know? They expect something new every time they visit a website. It should switch to things like a blackboard, a laptop, a desk… things like that. I should also mention that we have no budget for this. Please find a way to do this for no money.”