Got Some Paprika In Her Pants
(A woman and her son approach my counter, which is currently surrounded by other customers waiting patiently during the start of the busy holiday season.)
Woman: *pushing past everyone else* “Do you have [six-year-old game]?”
Me: “No, ma’am, I’m afraid we don’t. I can double check our website after I finish with this gentleman to see if it available online.”
Woman: “God-d*** it! This is why I don’t shop here. You’re all lazy f***s! Won’t even go look for one simple f****** game!”
Me: “Do you have paprika in your kitchen?”
Woman: “What?”
Me: “Do you have paprika?”
Woman: “What the f—”
Me: “You see, you know the answer because you take care of your kitchen. You stock your kitchen. You clean your kitchen. You own your kitchen. It is the same here for me and our video games. I know we don’t have it because I haven’t stocked it. In addition, [Game] came out a year before our store opened. I offered to look it up on our website, which would also tell us if a nearby [Chain] store has it in stock; if you don’t want me to do so, a simple ‘no thanks’ would suffice.”
Woman: *as she storms off* “F*** YOU!”
(Her antics turned the calm queue into a shoving match to get in front of the line since ‘she got help before everyone else.’)