Don’t Quite Have The Process Down Pat(ty)
(I decide to stop by a fast food burger joint one day for a quick lunch. I don’t normally visit fast food places, so I’m not used to the menu.)
Server: “What can I get for you today?”
Me: “Ummm… those all look like specialty items. Is there an option for just a regular old hamburger?”
Server: “Sure, just a plain hamburger?”
Me: “Yes, please, and a small fries.”
(I got my order, and carried it out to my car. When I opened up the bag, there was a small order of fries and the carton for the burger. I opened it up and found a plain hamburger inside… Plain, as in just a meat patty and no bun or anything else.)