Gonna Party Like Its 1595
Me: “Okay, that’s $15.95.”
Customer: “I remember 1595. ‘Twas a good year; Hastings was a changed place, that’s for sure.”
Me: “And the maidens were young and fair?”
Customer: “Yep. The biggest news story was these two young people who got married but succumbed to a tragic murder-suicide. And some young ‘un going by the name Shakespeare was top of the charts. Yep, an interesting year for sure!” *wanders off with his purchase*