A Bit Light On Common Sense

Order Taker: “Hi, can I take your order?”

Me: “Yes, I’d like a chicken sandwich meal with root beer, light mayo, please.”

Order Taker: “I’m sorry; I think we only have one kind of mayo.”

(At this point, I decide it’s easiest to agree with her.)

Me: “Okay. In that case, can I get the sandwich with just a little bit of mayo.”

Order Taker: “Oh! Okay. Yeah, we can do that.”