Must Be Super Baked
(Our bakery is designed so that customers can see me working. There are large signs proclaiming BAKERY right above the employee door. One day I am bent over doing some intricate detail work on a trim. I am clearly wearing our uniform and appropriate apron.)
Customer: “Do you work in the bakery?”
(I don’t immediately respond, thinking they were addressing my coworker who is right there out on the sales floor.)
Customer: “Excuse me! Do you work in the bakery?”
Me: *look up with a slightly incredulous look on my face* “Yes. What can I help you with?”
(The customer asks a question which I cheerfully answer and they leave. I immediately start laughing. My coworker gives me an inquisitive look.)
Me: “I don’t know why I keep getting that question. Next time I’m going to panic and say ‘OH, GAWD, I’M SLEEP-DECORATING AGAIN! How did I get here?!'”
(We laughed and shook our heads and continued working in our bakery, which we then dubbed ‘The Fakery.’)