Staying Loyal To The Conspiracy
(I work at a big name pet store. Recently, we stopped accepting the old loyalty cards and, instead, have our customers enter their phone number to get the discounts.)
Customer: “What do you need my phone number for?”
Me: “For the loyalty program.”
Customer: “Well, I don’t want to give you that.”
Me: “Okay. That will be $26.99.”
Customer: “What?! That’s outrageous!”
Me: “Well, the food was on sale, but without entering your phone number, you don’t get the sale price.”
Customer: “No! You just want my phone number so that you can sell it to telemarketers!”
(The customer stormed off, muttering about how messed up society is, and how everything has a price.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
