Staying Loyal To The Conspiracy

, , , | Right | January 5, 2018

(I work at a big name pet store. Recently, we stopped accepting the old loyalty cards and, instead, have our customers enter their phone number to get the discounts.)

Customer: “What do you need my phone number for?”

Me: “For the loyalty program.”

Customer: “Well, I don’t want to give you that.”

Me: “Okay. That will be $26.99.”

Customer: “What?! That’s outrageous!”

Me: “Well, the food was on sale, but without entering your phone number, you don’t get the sale price.”

Customer: “No! You just want my phone number so that you can sell it to telemarketers!”

(The customer stormed off, muttering about how messed up society is, and how everything has a price.)

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