So Entitled It Needs To Be Investigated

Right after college, I was working as a reporter at a small-town newspaper. One day, I got a call from a woman who was absolutely furious about something.

Caller: “My daughter has just won a minor scholarship! Why has there not been an announcement of it in the paper?!”

Me: “Ma’am, if you can send me the information, I will make sure it appears in the community life section.”

Caller: “Your job is to investigate news stories. You should have discovered this while you were out investigating!”