Smile – You’re On Scam-Cam
Me: Hi, welcome to [Store]. How can I help you today?”
Customer: “I’ve been waiting here for fifteen minutes. I want everything here discounted.”
Me: “I left here maybe two minutes ago, max, to check the fitting rooms.”
Customer: “Are you calling me a liar?”
Me: “In short, yes.”
Customer: “Bull! Do you have any proof I wasn’t here earlier?!”
(I point to the huge camera on the ceiling.)
Customer: “…”
Me: “…”
Customer: “I’ll shut up now.”
This story is part of our Scammer roundup!
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
