One Scamwich, Coming Right Up
Customer: “Yeah, we were in earlier and ordered two turkey sandwiches, a ham sandwich, and a club sandwich, all a foot long. There were flies in them so I want you to give me a refund.”
Manager: “There were flies in your sandwiches?”
Customer: “Yes, it was gross. I want my money back!”
Manager: “Well, where are the sandwiches? Why didn’t you bring them right back?”
Customer: “I was already home by the time we opened them.”
Manager: “Well, do you have your receipt?”
Customer: “No! I just want my money back. There were flies in my sandwiches!”
Manager: “Sir, I’m going to have to check and make sure there was an order that matches before I can see about a refund.”
Customer: “…huh?” *long pause, then hurries out of the store*
This story is part of our Scammer roundup!
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
