Skater Hater

(I am at a skate-park with my friends, and we’re setting his skateboard on its side to practice ollies. Note that there is a scooter group nearby with kids about the age of 9-13.)

Random Scooter Kid: *runs over skateboard with scooter*

Me: “Hey! Stop!”

Random Scooter Kid: *laughs and rides away*

(We set it up again…)

Random Scooter Kid: *runs over skateboard again*

Me: “Seriously, stop unless you want what’s coming to you.”

Friend: *to me* “And I’LL take care of that for you.”

Random Scooter Kid: “Whatever! You guys aren’t gonna do s***!”

Me: *silently fuming but glad that he’s gone*

(We set it up once more and…)

Random Scooter Kid: *runs over skateboard but falls over*

Friend: *takes scooter and FLINGS it over the fence rather violently*

Random Scooter Kid: “HEY!” *runs to scooter*

(About 10 minutes later…)

Random Scooter Kid: *to his mom* “They threw my scooter and look at it now!” *holds up bent scooter*

Mom: *cold death stare at my group but suddenly turns to a thanking look* “Thank you for teaching him a lesson!”

Random Scooter Kid: “WHAT?! MOM, THEY BROKE MY SCOOTER!”

Mom: “You failed two classes last semester and frankly, I should have done that myself. Plus, you should always expect what you deserve. Now let’s go. You’re grounded.”

Random Scooter Kid: “F*** YOU, MOM! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!”

Mom: “WELL, NOW YOUR FATHER IS GOING TO DEAL WITH YOU, AND I DON’T THINK YOU’LL LIKE IT ONE BIT MORE THAN THE PUNISHMENT THAT YOU’RE GETTING NOW!”

Random Scooter Kid: *whimpers*