Shocking Mystery Solved
(I work in the call center of a public library. Occasionally, we get strange callers just because it is free and we are required to talk to them.)
Caller: “You need to help me! The Mormons are giving electric shocks to my genitals through my windows!”
Me: “Um, this is a library, I’m not sure what—”
Caller: “You have to help me! I called the police but they won’t help me. They say I’m crazy. It’s the Mormons! They keep shocking my genitals!”
Me: “Well, uh, let me put you on hold for a second.”
(I put her on hold and call out the situation to the other librarians in the call center. One of them happens to be Mormon.)
Me: “I have a caller who claims Mormons are shocking her genitals through her windows.”
Mormon Coworker: “We are.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?