She Was Kind Of Busy

, , , , | Related | July 31, 2018

(When I turn 49, I get a phone call from my mother:)

Mom: “Happy birthday! Do you realize you’re half a century old?”

Me: “Mom, I’m 49.”

Mom: “Really?”

Me: “Yeah, I was born in [year]. I thought you were there at the time.”

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