She Has No Brains Or Prawns

A customer orders a pizza that comes with feta, cheese, tomatoes, and prawns on it.

Customer: “I don’t want any feta on the pizza.”

Done deal, lady. The pizza goes out with everything but the feta. However, all pizzas have a light sprinkle of mozzarella cheese.

Customer: “What’s this? Is this cheese?!”

Waiter: “Yes, that is mozzarella.”

Customer: “Take it back! I can’t eat cheese at all! I’m a vegan!”

Waiter: “Shall we remove the prawns, as well?”

Customer: “No! Those can stay!”

Waiter: “…of course, ma’am.”

A new pizza was made for her with no murderous cheese whatsoever, yet still including prawns.