She Has No Brains Or Prawns
A customer orders a pizza that comes with feta, cheese, tomatoes, and prawns on it.
Customer: “I don’t want any feta on the pizza.”
Done deal, lady. The pizza goes out with everything but the feta. However, all pizzas have a light sprinkle of mozzarella cheese.
Customer: “What’s this? Is this cheese?!”
Waiter: “Yes, that is mozzarella.”
Customer: “Take it back! I can’t eat cheese at all! I’m a vegan!”
Waiter: “Shall we remove the prawns, as well?”
Customer: “No! Those can stay!”
Waiter: “…of course, ma’am.”
A new pizza was made for her with no murderous cheese whatsoever, yet still including prawns.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
