(I saw a funny line in the ‘Chemically Imbalanced’ series and sent it to my partner. I can be a little slow sometimes.)

Me: “Is your chemical composition Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulphur, by any chance?”

Boyfriend: “Hahah! Are you full of Beryllium, Gold (Au), and Titanium?”

Me: “That comment is clearly made of copper and tellurium.”

Boyfriend: “Huh? It means Be Au Ti… full.”

Me: “I said that’s Cu Te. I adore you, but if you have no faith in my intelligence you should at least have faith in my ability to google things.”

Related:
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 7
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 6
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 5
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 4
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 3

(My boyfriend and I are both nerds. After reading through the Chemically Imbalanced series, I decide to try it.)

Me: “Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium!”

Boyfriend: “Hey Jude!”

Me: “Close enough.”

Related:
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 6
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 5
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 4
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 3
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 2

(My partner and I are sitting at the kitchen table. I am catching up on paperwork, and my partner is working on his mineralogy assignment.)

Partner: “I’ve worked out your chemical composition.”

Me: “Really?”

Partner: “Yep! It’s Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulphur.”

(I look confused. He hands me an index card with the chemical symbols written down: ‘NiCe AsS’.)

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Chemically Imbalanced, Part 5
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 4
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 3
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 2
Chemically Imbalanced

(My boyfriend and I are huge science geeks. We are texting as I wait for him to pick me up.)

Boyfriend: “So, I have a serious and science-y question for you.”

Me: *confused* “Okay?”

Boyfriend: “Tungsten Iodine Lithium Lithium-Yttrium Oxygen Uranium-Magnesium Gold Radon Radon Yttrium- Magnesium Erbium.”

(He does this as a joke a lot, so I start decoding.)

Me: “Okay, this makes no sense, but is it: Wilili You Mgaurnrny Me?”

Boyfriend: “I forgot to tell you that its first letter only.”

(I start decoding again.)

Me: “Makes some sense, so is it: Till You Mgrry Me?”

Boyfriend: “I meant the symbol, sorry.”

(I start decoding again and I see him start to drive up the driveway. When I finish decoding I start crying. My boyfriend comes out of the car and reads his message he sent me.)

Boyfriend: “Will You Marry Me?”

Me: “Yes!”

Related:
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 4
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 3
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 2
Chemically Imbalanced

(I read the Chemically Imbalanced stories, and I decide to give it a go.)

Me: “Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium.”

Boyfriend: “What?”

Me: “You’re supposed to say Batman!”

Boyfriend: “What? Why?”

Me: “What is the chemical symbol for Sodium?”

Boyfriend: “Really? You thought I would make that connection? Well, fine then. Barium, Thulium, Muidos.”

(I frantically searching the internet trying to figure out what ‘Muidos’ is. I figure it’s a Spanish word or something.)

Me: “I have no clue what ‘muidos’ is. I got ‘BaTm,’ so is the last one Spanish for ‘an’?”

Boyfriend: “Sodium backwards.”

Me: “Sodium is ‘Na’, so… Oh my god! That totally made my life!”

Related:
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 3
Chemically Imbalanced, Part 2
Chemically Imbalanced