Chemically Imbalanced, Part 9

| Ipswich, QLD, Australia | Romantic | March 27, 2013

(My partner and I are sitting at the kitchen table. I am catching up on paperwork, and my partner is working on his mineralogy assignment.)

Partner: “I’ve worked out your chemical composition.”

Me: “Really?”

Partner: “Yep! It’s Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulphur.”

(I look confused. He hands me an index card with the chemical symbols written down: ‘NiCe AsS’.)


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