Flood Of Lies
(I am working on a specific out-of-hours phone line for house maintenance and repairs on Christmas Eve. It is about four pm and one of the last calls of the day. I have already let the customer know that calls are recorded.)
Customer: “There’s a pipe under my sink and if I touch the bolt it is going to leak.”
Me: “I’m afraid we only deal with uncontainable leaks during out of hours, sir.”
Customer: “But it’s going to leak if I touch it!”
Me: “Sir, if it is not already leaking I cannot send an engineer out to you. Sorry about that.”
Customer: “Erm, okay, then, it’s leaking now.”
Me: *following my script* “Okay, and is the leak currently containable?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “I do apologise, sir, we only deal with uncontainable leaks during out of hours.”
Customer: “Then it IS uncontainable. My kitchen is flooding!”
Me: “Okay, I can get an engineer out to you but I would like to remind you that calls are recorded so you may be charged if this is not the case.”
(The caller hung up straight away.)
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