Remote Possibilities Are A Waste Of Time

, , , | Right | March 12, 2010

Customer: “My cable box is broken.”

Me: “What seems to be the issue?”

Customer: “Roughly every one minute the channel goes up. I tried turning it off and on; I tried unplugging it; I made sure no one was sitting on the remote; nothing works! You guys gave me a broken box!”

Me: “What does it currently show on the front of the box, sir?”

Customer: “Channel 932.”

Me: “And what time is it, sir?”

Customer: “9:32. Oh.” *hangs up*

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