Speed-Dial
(My sister and I are both visiting our parents and still-at-home siblings, the youngest of whom is my thirteen-year-old brother. As it starts getting late, my sister stands up to put on her coat. My brother runs up and gives her a hug.)
Sister: “Oh, drat. I forgot my phone upstairs.”
Brother: “Do you want me to go get it?”
Sister: “Do you want to go get it?”
(He nods enthusiastically.)
Sister: “You wanna go get the phone?”
(He nods frantically.)
Sister: “You wanna go get the phone?”
(He is now quivering with excitement.)
Sister: “Go get the phone!”
(My brother goes tearing upstairs like something out of a Roadrunner cartoon, while all the adults double over laughing. A few seconds later, my brother comes tearing back and proudly deposits the cordless phone into my sister’s hand.)
Sister: “No, silly, I meant my phone!”
(He deflates like popped balloon.)
Brother: “Oh.”