Enough To Make You Cry Me A River

| Related | April 20, 2012

(I show my cousin a photo of our fathers with the River Nile in the background.)

Cousin: “Wait, the Nile? But my dad said he’s never been to Egypt.”

Me: “This is Khartoum, Sudan. It’s right where the main Nile meets with the White and Blue Niles.”

Cousin: “I thought the Nile was in Egypt.”

Me: “Most of it. But it runs through several countries.”

Cousin: “I didn’t know rivers could do that.”

Me: “Think about what you just said.”

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