Oh, Baby… Please Don’t Do Any Of This

I’m in a brainstorming session for a prenatal care website.

Client #1: “How hard would it be to have an unborn baby on the homepage that ushers you through the site?”

Client #2: “That would be creepy. What about just a regular out-of-the-womb baby?”

Client #1: “But then that’s not really pre-natal care, is it?”

Client #2: “True. Yeah, let’s stick with the unborn baby.”