Obviously, You Know Who I Am Since The World Revolves Around Me!

I am a bank teller. A lady comes up to me.

Customer: “I want to withdraw some cash.”

Me: “No problem! Just insert your bank card and punch in your code.”

Customer: “I lost it. And need a replacement, too.”

Me: “That’s no problem. I need some ID, and if you sign this, I can verify your signature.”

Customer: *Big sigh* “No. I’m sick of this. Every time I come here, it’s a new teller. This has been my bank for years!”

Me: “I just started here last month, and I have never helped you before, so I can’t circumvent procedure.”

Customer: “I don’t care.”

Me: “So, you don’t want me to verify your identity before I take money out of your account and give it to you?”

I just sat there staring until she gave in.