Not On His Best Bee-Hive-iour
(My dad is visiting from California, and we’ve gone to a well-known coffee shop to chat. Dad absolutely hates waiting in lines, so he finds us a table while I order each of us a large coffee and a danish.)
Dad: “What’s that?”
Me: “What does it look like? It’s a danish.”
Dad: “What’s on it?”
Me: *taking a bite* “Cherries and honey and icing.”
Dad: “Honey? Blecchh!”
Me: “Since when don’t you like honey?”
Dad: “Since I found out what it really is!”
Me: “Yeah?”
Dad: “IT’S BEE PUKE! YOU’RE EATING BEE PUKE!”
(Everyone in the shop turns and stares at us.)
Me: “Y’know, I just remembered why I didn’t want to move to California with you.”
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