Not Just One Story About That

(I’m out shopping for shoes and find a nice pair on clearance. As I’m checking out, I notice the cashier checking the insides of the shoes.)

Me: “Is there something wrong?”

Cashier: “I’m just making sure that they are the same size.”

Me: “Is there a story behind that?”

(The cashier points to a three-story cart of shoe boxes.)

Cashier: *sounding extremely tired* “All of those are missing their matching shoe.”

(Poor guy!)